What would a Tiki Torch Party be without tiki torches? A FALLACY, that's what. Fortunately, Nikki provided plenty of loose flame, placed just at hair-burning level. Actually, I'm amazed these things are still legal to own in 2008, now that I think about it. I mean, how could such a dangerous implement of destruction NOT be ripped out of the ground and used as a weapon at one point or another? That's certainly what I'll be doing next time I see one.